Don't Fall For A N*gga Like Me

Bogard- To move or act with bold selfishness, especially in a way that demonstrates disregard to the rights of others nearby.

Today I woke up and decided I wanted Ability's favorite. I got dressed and asked my man to be my Brick. To my surprise he’d already read the book and was planning to take me for brunch anyways.

The parking lot was empty and that was mostly because the Apple store us still not open to the city. We Valet parked (but there was no valet on duty) and sat in his truck for a few minutes just listening to music.

Instead of him bogarding my meal, we walked in hand and hand with our baby on boar, and much like Ability, I was shocked to see the restaurant so empty, including the bar area. No Doctors, No Lawyers, No thirsty thots praying to bag a six figure fellow.

The employees were all wearing mask and I almost laughed out loud when we were greeted by a blonde haired hostess.

After being seated, I almost had to pinch myself when our waiter showed up as a male but unlike the waiter in the book, he didn't look as if he shared DNA with the bubbly hostess. In fact, he was an entire different nationality but nevertheless, he provided top notch service!

Due to COVID-19 we were served with paper menus.....

To start off, he ordered Steak rolls for an Appetizer and I was sure to blow them off before taking a bite. These things are notoriously hot and I didn't want to end up looking Ability with shuffling the rolls in my mouth, trying to cool them.

I ordered for myself, opting to have a steak like my Brick. I choose what Ability originality came for which was Meatloaf, Mac n cheese, and potatoes. Since I had a hangover from the night before, I decided against the lemon drops and it hurt my soullllll! They are my absolute favorite and one of the main reasons why I come to begin with!

Although I didn't get my lemon drops, you better know I tore this meal upppp! I want be a fat girl right now and go warm up my leftovers but I'll just eat them for breakfast! lol! I am challenging you all to visit Your local steak house with your significant other or if you're single, go alone! I had a date today, but I will solo it in a minute. Get cute...Get out...Get a steak...Who know's? Brick just might bogard you too! Fellas, you just might find your Ability!