Interviewing Bae

So, with us being quarantined and all, I’ve been spending time at home (like always) and really took out the time to speak with my characters. One character in particular, as always, intrigued me. 

I consider myself a loyal person… loyal in my relationship and friendships… however, there is this one guy that I’ll go against all morals for. 

Not only is he Sexy, but he’s swimming in Wealth, a Legend in these streets, and a Beast in the bedroom…Well connected...Well Protected..Well respected....

I took out some time and sat down with everyone’s favorite Hero to connect with him on a deeper level……

There was a knock at my door. Placing my laptop down on my cream patterned ottoman next to the charcoal colored tray that housed a burning candle, I proceed to see who my unwanted guest was.

There in the flesh was the one and only Riot. Dressed in a Louis Vuitton raincoat, black fitted jeans, Vuitton rain boots and enough jewelry to shine my dimly lit living room, I stepped back to let him in.

Me: Riot. It’s okay that I call you that, right?

Riot: Shid, that’s my name ain’t it? What else would you call a nigga?

Me: I mean…. a few things come to mind… Bae and Zaddy to name. (Nervous chuckle)

Riot: (Stares intently while stroking his beard)

I ain’t bout to go there with you miss lady. Wassup though. What’s taking you so long to put out a nigga’s story?

Me: Well, it’s a whole lot of y’all. Plus, Shy, Apple, RJ and a few others I won’t reveal are all making an appearance in this third installment. Y’all got way too much going on! My brain be hurting. Lol

Riot: Yea, this junt gone be turnt up. The ladies as always get themselves in some shit, me and my niggas run into some serious shit, it’s just a whole lot of shit on top of shit. Young Kae still a God Damn food and Osha still calm and collected but ready for whatever. I fucks with it. You did yo thang. 

Me: I appreciate that Riot. Now, we all know you’re a taken man. Dona is bae by the way! The readers out there want to know, is marriage in the cards for you two?

Riot: (Smiles, showing those pearly whites and adjust his manhood before leaning back on the sectional) 

Riot: Dona mothafuckin tella. That woman gone be the death of a nigga. But, hell yeah. Marriage is for sure in the future. My baby is a wild card though, so I ain’t tryna rush her into some shit that will fuck with her anxiety. If I ain’t learn shit else, I learned that Dona likes to do shit in her own time except when it comes to me. If I say jump, she jumps, fuck asking how high. It still fuck with a nigga that she just let me just take her virginity knowing she wasn’t ready and she had been holding on to that shit for what? 28 years! Because it’s me, she handed that shit over on a silver platter. Ion like dat. So, with marriage, I’m feeling her out. Matching her vibes, ya know? When she ready, I’ll know and a nigga won’t hesitate to buy her the biggest diamond my money can buy. Who knows? You might even get a proposal in part 3!

Me: Oh my God! So that mean Y’all gone fuck my brain up with planning this big ass wedding in part four? Don’t do that to me Riot. We’ll have to get a mansion built JUST for the wedding!

Riot: Nah, we going to England and getting married in one of them castles or some shit like that. My baby deserves the world. Ima give her that shit too.

Me: Yes, yes agree. What about Kids? I know y’all have Riot jr but what about kids of your own?

Riot: That’s another one that I’m letting my baby lead on. Honestly Riot jr is more than enough. That lil Nigga grown as fuck. He don’t need no siblings no time soon. But nah, when the time right, I’ll give her a baby. I think right now shit just so hectic and we always busy as fuck. We barely got time for lil Riot. I mean, we make the shit work and I love the fuck outta my namesake but right now, kids are off the table. Dona don’t want no fuckin’ kids. She almost had a cow when she found out about my son.

Me: But now look at her! She’s head over heels for lil Riot. Did you see that one coming?

Riot: Want me to be honest? I knew that shit hurt her to her core. She thought a nigga was out here living foul so a nigga did the only thing I knew to do, and that's pray. I prayed that Dona would come around because I didn’t want it to boil down to where I had to choose because no matter what, my seed will always and forever be my pick. I never loved a bitch like I Love My bitch but my son, that lil nigga came from me. Dona know that though, hell she’ll pick his bad ass over me. I guarantee. 

Me: Well I’m glad y’all are taking y’all’s time. Don’t rush it. There is plenty of time for babies. Plus I think Young Kae and Kay got enough for every damn body. 

Riot: hell yeah they do! That’s fasho. (Laughs)

Me: Well, although you don’t plan on having kids right away… babies and pregnancies will come about in part three… How do you feel about that?

Riot: (mischievous smile, places his finger on his lip revealing a diamond pick ring.) Shhhhh. Keep that shit concealed.

Me: But Riot, we HAVE to give the people SOMETHING, to look forward to in the next couple of days. How about we talk about what happens in Colombia? With ole girl from the past? Ole girl from book one.

Riot: Now that shit was crazy. But nahhhh. They just gotta wait. 

Me: okay okay. (Laughs) I’m talking wayyyyy too much Hunh? They gotta just wait and see.  But, Ima let you get outta here. I need to write and don’t want my man to catch you on my couch. Plus, I know how the ladies get down. Dona might be hiding in the bushes and I definitely don’t want them problems!

Riot: Big homie know what’s going on. That’s my folks, and as far as Dona, she wouldn’t touch you, she fuck with you tough. 

Me: Bye Riot, tell me anything!